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A few words about Pete Emmett

Comedian, After Dinner Speaker, Compere & Comedy writer

Having entered planet earth at the Royal Naval hospital in Gibraltar, I spent my early years alongside the renowned barbary apes on the famous rock.

It was a big wrench to leave for the cosmopolitan lights of Halifax in West Yorkshire, but the apes soon got over it. I still get postcards from a couple of them to this day!

My childhood was a happy one, all I wanted to do was have fun and laugh with my friends and family. To this day that is all I still want to do.

Making people laugh is a fantastic and very humbling feeling. To see people smiling and forgetting their troubles is priceless.

This website is designed to show you some of the things I can do, and hopefully, I can come along to your special event and give you a night to remember.

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To book Pete for your next event or check his availability please contact us.

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services pete can provide

Sports Dinners

Pete has worked alongside some of the most prominent sports personalities. It is testament to his personality that he has formed friendships with many of them. Having previously worked in journalism, Pete has a great sporting knowledge which makes him an ideal host.

comedy writer

Pete can take the stress out of your big occasion with his ability to write speeches. Best mans speeches are a speciality. A daunting prospect can become an enjoyable one and ensure you’ll leave the guests laughing.

Charity Events

Pete is the perfect host for your charity event. He is much sought after due to his ability to maximise profits on the night. With fun games and a unique auctioning style he is a very much an in demand host.

Question & Answer Nights

Hosting of Question and Answer nights is a speciality and Pete can also incorporate his stand up act to provide a full nights entertainment.
From Rugby League & Union icons to cricketers & Premier League footballers, you’re guaranteed laughs a plenty!

Birthday parties

If you’re celebrating a landmark birthday and looking for something a bit different, why not treat yourself to Pete’s ‘This is your life’ special. You provide the basic information and Pete does the rest, you are guaranteed a never to be forgotten night.

testimonial events

Sportspersons celebrating testimonial events can rely on Pete to provide that little something extra. His preparation prior to this type of event is second to none. Meeting up with the client to assist and guide them to get their most out of the big night.

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These are just a selection of Pete's capabilities. If you have something specific in mind please get in touch.

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Gallery of Events

Abi Titmuss Billy Pearce Paul Merson Brian Turner Dean Windass Paul Sculthorpe Martin Corry Norman Whiteside Billy Slater Sky Sports Tommy Docherty Robbie Paul
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Client Testimonials

Mike Stevenson“Pete is a hilarious comedian who I have seen in action on many occasions. He is a very likeable and talented young man who can alter his act to suit the audience, a rare talent indeed. His ‘This is your life’ for me was so funny but also very moving and something I’ll always remember. It’s nice to listen to a comedian who can make people laugh without being rude or offensive”.

Mike ‘Stevo’ Stevenson
Sky Sports commentator

"Pete is a hilarious host, using very funny and original material. He can sense the mood of an audience and interacts in a fun, engaging but sensitive way, putting them at ease and never giving offence."

"Being from Halifax, he has a particular rapport with Yorkshire audiences. We have always found him very co-operative and adaptable, respecting our needs and establishing the tone we require for any particular event we have run."

"Audiences will always have an enjoyable time with Pete. He will help any event go with a light-hearted swing and loads of laughter. An evening with Pete is a guaranteed success."

Simon Copley, Fundraising Manager, Hollybank Trust

 

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Get in touch with Pete

AFTER DINNER SPEAKERS & COMEDIANS
"Chippings"
2 The Old Sawmills
Ripponden
Halifax
West Yorkshire
HX6 4EN
Telephone: 0845 475 8866
Mobile: 07767 408106
Office: 01422 825 016
Availability: pete@comedians.co.uk
Enquiries: info@peteemmett.co.uk

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More about Pete

Having left school with 4 'O' Levels and holes in my trousers and teeth, I didn't have a clue what I wanted to do. I always enjoyed talking and having banter with people although the teachers generally didn't approve!

It's strange how life can pan out and if someone would have said that one day I'd be a comedian – I would have laughed at them. Now they're laughing at me – well that's the aim anyway!

I feel very fortunate to have met so many fantastic people and had the privelige of working with some of my sporting heroes. I am an ordinary lad from a humble background and I think that's one of the reasons why people seem to enjoy my act.

So what do I do? I always try and engage with my audience and tell a few stories that they can relate to. If they want any audience banter I am always happy to oblige and do so in a non offensive way. My humour is regarded as observational and is suitable for a wide range of audiences.

I offer a varied range of services and these can be found here on my website. I can tailor my act to suit your event and I enjoy writing new material to suit a specific occasion. Some of these services include my very own version of 'This is your life'. It's very popular and is a great way for clients to mark a special occasion like a landmark birthday.

I can also write speeches for clients, in particular, best mans speeches. Helping people get through what is classed as a daunting prospect is something I enjoy.

Thanks for taking the time to look at my website, I hope you've enjoyed it and I hope to see you at your event in the not too distant future.

Alongside actress Abi Titmuss

Abi Titmuss"Feeling a little hot under the collar, Abi just about managed to remain calm"

Childhood Hero Billy Pearce

Billy Pearce"After cheering him on at pantomimes as a youngster, it was a great honour to work alongside one of my favourite comics – he stole the show as you would expect but at least I got his autograph"

Former Arsenal and England midfielder, Paul Merson

Paul Merson"Never thought I would get my hands on the European Cup (and neither did Paul!) – would have got a few quid for that at the scrap merchants. Security caught me on the way out unfortunately"

Celebrity chef Brian Turner CBE

Brian Turner"It was an honour for Brian to learn how to cook a pot noodle from this fellow Yorkshireman. He showed me how to use the toaster in return"

Sky sports pundit and former footballer, Dean Windass

Dean Windass"One of the greatest characters about, never a dull moment with Deano. Great bloke for a Q & A night"

Former St Helens and Great Britain Captain, Paul Sculthorpe

Paul Sculthorpe"Some serious eye candy for the ladies, the former face of Gillette – he's the one on the left if you're confused"

Ex England and British Lion, Martin Corry MBE

Martin Corry"I was going to have a word with him about moving my bow tie but he's a bit bigger than me so I let it go even though it spoilt the picture"

Two footballing greats, Paul Merson & Norman Whiteside

Paul Merson and Norman Whiteside"Would have loved to have played alongside these two but I was not quite good enough so stayed on the bench"

Australian rugby legend, Billy Slater

Billy Slater"Can't help but notice him smirking at my anti gravity shirt collar – forgot to put the plastic stiffener in"

Sky sports interview for 'Boots n all'

Sky Sports"Trying to stay on the wrong side of the camera despite my boyish good looks and rather large ears which caused some lighting issues"

Former Man Utd boss, Tommy Docherty

Tommy Docherty"Never liked going to see the Doc but this one was definitely the exception – great character"

New Zealand legend, Robbie Hunter Paul

Robbie Paul"An inspirational speaker with charisma, charm and looks – erm that will be Robbie not me"

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Testimonials

"Pete provided stand up and MC services at my testimonial events. He was a huge hit on my big testimonial night, providing entertainment and ensuring my event ran smoothly. Pete is very funny and highly professional and I would not hesitate in recommending his services to anyone who wants great entertainment and a successful event."

Jason Demetriou, Super League Player

"Another great night on Friday and you were as brilliant as ever. Everyone made comment about how you made the night a good one. I am sure you are going to be very busy and sure that bigger things are just around the corner."

Howard SCS Components

"Thanks for hosting the Calderdale Sports Awards at the Victoria Theatre. Just wanted to say you were brilliant, what a superb evening."

"A great mix of laughter and a few very moving moments. Will most certainly be booking you next year."

Andrew Crabtree, Halifax Courier